#Carpe Diem

yahoo if you get rid of post limit we might actually be able to get along

might 

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one-hamburger:

Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality

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gooutfighting:

now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday

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kawaii-aussie:

basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It

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cryingbecausemerlin:

the funny thing about tumblr is we all wanna be friends but we dont know how to be

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

#actual spn line

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shotawars:

shotawars:

some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up

911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX

I’VE DONE A GOOD

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How to break up with someone

aluminumonster:

me

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 Vincent Van Gogh (via highmess)

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Normality is a paved road: It’s comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow on it.